Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Christmas time...

Ok... I hope that this post will not suck quite as much as that last POS post...
So in this post I hope to discuss how the holiday "pressure" is getting to everyone (but mainly dad...)
Who to start with...
Matthew... He believes in the whole gift giving thing and likes his gifts to be remembered, and the only gifts anybody wants are the expensive ones so he ends up buying very expensive things for everybody and going far into debt...
Me... I don't think anybody has noticed a difference in my behavior as the hasn't been much of one... I believe that the only thing different I do is change tasks more often... I guess you could call it nervousness... I stay on one task for a very short time, then go juggle or do some other task that takes one minute and then hurry up and finish with that only to move on to a similar task equally pointless...
Dad... In general when we are not at his house I believe he lives like a pig, leaving everything out and dirty things everywhere... But a few days after we show up here he sometimes gets very concerned about how dirty it is in here... So he will clean all day long and then be secretly mad at us for having not cleaned it ourselves... I only realized this the today when he (during our game of cards) burst out about how nobody helps him clean up, and he went on and on about the things he does around the house. (but to be fair, all his claims are accurate, he does do all the work around here, but as stated in an earlier post (probably the best blog entry I have done) his claims are a bit generalized) His recent eruption my not be due to Christmas at all... It seams likely that us being here for a longer than usual period of time has confused him... However, I believe mom is coming over here for Christmas and he does act very different before such events...
Win... Continues to stare at his Mac all day long...
Phillip and Lisa (generalized together) have changed very little... Or in hard to notice ways...
Mom... Because we have been at dad's house for an unusually long time I have not seen mom in a very long time and do not know what she is doing / doing differently...
So... I think this one turned out better than the last one...
L8R--Me

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Money... &&, ll my beliefs about it...

After reading through this I feel it sucks... Really if you have anything better to do please go do it... This is a waste to read... I only state very obvious things that a duck could pick up on...
Ok... Because this post my actually be looked at by people it is especially subject to the disclaimer. And in this case it is subject to the new "SUPER DISCLAIMER" which basically says the same stuff as the first one did and it adds a clause saying, "Nothing posted anywhere in / on this blog should be taken even close to what it says... i.e. If I were to say, "My computer crashed" then you (the reader) should take it as, "Santa bought a house." So basically what should do is read the words, then erase them in your mind and put in new words that have absolutely nothing to do with anything... Such as I did in the example above... So if following instructions by the time you are done reading this you should be an expert in the thermonuclear dynamics of toast. With that said...

So first off lets talk about the easy stuff, money is the thing that (I feel) everybody wants for Christmas but nobody can ever get... That said I am looking forward to some of the non-money gifts that I have heard I am getting but we will get there later...
So... My opinions about how everybody spends money...
Chayin is of the "whatever" belief, he is very lose with money (which I am not saying is a bad thing for him.)
Mom likes to spend all the money she can, mostly on food...
Dad is very conservative with money (big surprise) which is how I have modeled my views on money...
Matthew like to spend vast sums of money...
Lisa does not waste money and I believe spends it in the correct areas...
Phillip does not waste money either but is more charitable...

except Phillip has recently accused me of stealing lots of money from him over the years... (which if you are still reading this (big shock) is the reason I wrote it) He accused me of stealing his "money sock" a sock he used to put all his money in... A long time ago... Also for a while he made up the "$20 thief" who would randomly take $20 from his wallet... Of course he could never tell us how much money he had in there before... He would just open it and say that there was a twenty missing... The number of twenties wouldn't stay consistent either... If he lost one and then counted the money in it the number would change drastically the next day...
Then what sent me over the edge (causing me to write this (so far) piece of crap) is he told me that he had already paid for half of mom's Christmas present... And when I quoted him about him not having the right amount he went into the Phillip defense mechanism... Raise voice and ramble...
Well that was a waste of time for the both of us (you the reader (sorry) and me the person that may or may not have written this... Me... l8r...

Thursday, April 21, 2005

A few examples of what I hate...

1. Generalizations ::: This is one of the few things I hate so much that I deem it top ten worthy in my most hated list. I believe that the reason I don't talk and the reason I don't like others talking is simply that I hate when things are generalized. For example: The students in the class never shut up. Starting with the first and only example is always a good idea so I will. It implies that each one of the students talked though out the whole class, which is impossible to have happened. O.K. That was terrible so I will just hope that people believe the next sentence. I hate all generalizations (including this one) and that just about everything that is said generalizes something.

2. People influencing other peoples decisions that weren't perfectly thought out to begin with ::: If anyone says anything to another that influences them in a way that they weren't going to themselves... WTF alright screw it... Dinner April 21, 2005 mom was trying to get me to tell her about my prom date (or in this case lack of) and I was giving my usual "shut the hell up answers" that aren't mean but I think they are too well hidden because nobody picks up on them, when Phillip (with 2 L's) interrupts with a crappy generalization about mom's asking too many not worth while questions. After dinner she is mad at me and the world for not getting to finish even though we sat there for a while giving her plenty of time to say anything.

3. People who talk for no purpose ::: Simply put, I hate everyone who speaks above a whisper when anyone else is talking.

I know by writing this I have violated all 3 above things that I hate. And finally... Go read the DISCLAIMER now because this Blog is subject to it.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Why I do like... Everyone

This is a more positive blog that I feel needs to be associated with my why I hate everyone blog. In this blog I will hopefully make some of you less angry than you may be... You know what... Screw it I am writing this because I feel like it... Of course before reading this read the DISCLAIMER... Here we go... Me giving a complement... Get ready... Any time now... Just wait its coming... But who do I start with...??? O I know I will do it in the same order as the other one... That way I can pretend that I am not bias. Everything I say in here is meant in a good way and if I don't finish a sentence then you can probably guess what I was going to say, just remember I mean this in a good way. E.G. He seams smart. Should be interpreted as I think he is a smart guy and I see others that recognize his smarts... So read in as much as you can...
Philip Peterson: He is very popular in school it seams. He speaks many languages which is a good thing. He wanted to travel to the US of A and learn new things.
Phillip Dunlap: Here we go once and for all... (inhale) He is better than me at Halo 2 for Xbox.(exhale) He also seams to know things about computers that I don't know. Everyone thinks he is smart which is a good thing.
Lisa Dunlap: Can amuse herself. She can stay quite when it is strategically important to. She can suppress emotions very well.
Matthew Dunlap: Probably the only person that will ever read this... He helps me with things like building Legos do destroy stupid ideas brought up in robotics class. (trying not to be too specific there) He knows many things about computers that I don't. Has the dedication to stick with learning an impossible program like Premier.
Bill Waltz: Seams to care about Cortney...
Pattie Dunlap: Wants to help with everything. Determined to do stuff that nobody can do. Wants to help as much as possible with everything she has access to. She is involved in many things. She has a circle of friends. ( a rare thing with adults these days in my mind)
Fred Dunlap: In my mind I see him as a rich person. He buys many things that I see their purpose of. Wants to reach out and get exchange students. Values eating at home every night and saving 50 $ a day rather than not.
*pant*pant
Being nice is kinda tough... O well here it is...
REMEMBER: the disclaimer, and if you want to say something to me about this tell me in the Blog world not in the real world... Got it?PEACE This BLOG will change as time passes... DON'T TALK TO ME OUTSIDE OF BLOG ABOUT THIS TOPIC.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Killin time

My Blog I decided is too short so I will make it longer with a list of the things I say... Because I don't talk as discussed in a previous blog this list should be rather shot...

  1. Ahhh Death!
  2. Yeah
  3. Yeah you do
  4. Yeah you are
  5. Don't start
  6. Sup?
  7. Boo
  8. Ahhh
  9. Word?
  10. Meah
  11. Neah
  12. Whatever
  13. Huh?
  14. Hey
  15. Idunno
  16. Hmm...
  17. (Every line from every Simpsons ever)
  18. Hate stay, Time go
  19. And now to do whatever it is I do...
  20. You do that
  21. Like yesterday that never happened
  22. Sounds like a plan
  23. Lets roll
  24. Lets drive... Wait, I'll drive
  25. Lets ride
  26. No
  27. Indeed
  28. Yo

Yeah that should be enough...